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Greater Fairyland
Department of Lost and Found

Internal Memo

Dear Carracticus ,
It has come to our attention that you are crueler than a normal person. We are waiting at the school for you to know if you are normal too. Unless you already know. This is filler text, by the way.

You should have recieved three type-A packages. As usual, the tags attached to each parcel will glow when they are near the intended recipient. Please deliver them by 00-00-00000.

Initial , GFDLF Head of Distributions

[PACKAGE 1] added to your inventory! It is 3 feet long, 6 inches wide, and sealed with Red Ribbon.
[PACKAGE 2] added to your inventory! It is 2 feet long, 9 inches wide, and sealed with Red Ribbon.
[PACKAGE 3] added to your inventory! It is 2 inches square and sealed with Red Ribbon... except the Ribbon is loose, meaning anyone could open it, even if they were not the intended recipient of the parcel. A clear security risk. Anyone could get what's inside...

... anyone. Including you.